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The Jeffrey Dahmer Tree Farm Forgot To Park The Car

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1.	Cherry 03:08	info	buy track
2.	Ancient Egyptian Curses 07:32	info	buy track
3.	Autumn 04:18		buy track
4.	Ballad Of Eric Marshall 02:41	info	buy track
5.	Bird Cannon 01:21		buy track
6.	Circus Trends 00:35		buy track
7.	Colors Of The Purple Fifth 04:28		buy track
8.	Molly 02:58	info	buy track
9.	Quitters Never Cheat But Winners Never Lose 02:35	info	buy track
10.	Second Best Guess 00:41		buy track
11.	Somebody Song 02:14		buy track
12.	My Voicemail Greeting 00:22	info	buy track

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garbage and more garbage upon layers of molten garbage and total shit music with no direction or consistency; The Jeffrey Dahmer Tree Farm Forgot To Park The Car is by far one of the worst things Christian Anderson has ever put his name on.

Wow, the more I listen to it the worse it gets.

Somebody Song? What kind of complete piece of shit is that?

Molly? That boring and repetitive track with no decent content? Yeah fuck that song.

fuck this shit album, at least the photo on the cover is good.
(Photo cred my mom circa 2001 new york city)

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released February 6, 2018

Christian Anderson - all the stuff
Jeremy Deanda - Quitters Never Cheat, But Winners Never Lose, Molly
Nate Stratton, Liz Arias - colors of the purple fifth

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Christian Anderson San Francisco, California

Hello. I have multiple musical projects, often happening at the same time.

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